Wednesday, January 27, 2010

In Case You're Wondering What I'm Good At

When Natalie wanted to try on her new bike helmet yesterday, I obliged. The day before, she told me she hated it because it was pink and purple, and not all pink. So much drama from a 4 year old.

In an effort to manipulate encourage her to want to wear the helmet, I told her she looked like an expert bike rider.

"Do you know what an expert is?" I asked. When Natalie shook her head, I told her that an expert is someone who is very good at something and knows a lot about it.

"Mimi is an expert teacher, " I said, "because she has been teaching boys and girls for a long time."

"Daddy is an expert leader because he tells the guys in his office what to do." I added.

On a whim, I questioned her. "What is Mommy an expert at?"

She thought for a split second before her face lit up.

"Washing the dishes!" she exclaimed.

Fabulous.

Will you all make sure my tombstone reads as follows?
Amanda
Wife, Mother,
Expert Dishwasher





Let all the lands know of my great skills with a dishwand and a sippy cup.

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27 comments:

  1. Miss Mustard SeedJanuary 27, 2010 at 8:27 AM

    That is a riot! I have a three year old boy and he's starting to say the funniest things. You gotta love kids.

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  2. redkathyJanuary 27, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    The kids say the funniest things, makes it all worthwhile. This post brings back memories for me. Mine are 22 and 28 now :)

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  3. LauraJanuary 27, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    I am still laughing out loud while I type this! What a funny girl! It's nice to know you have some marketable skills!

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  4. Pam @ bibbidi-bobbidi-beautifulJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:00 AM

    Thank you for making me laugh through my sleep-deprived stupor this morning! You are an expert comedienne!

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  5. FrouFrouBritchesJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    Out of the mouth of babes! They really have no filter, do they? Well, I am an expert TV watcher, if I do say so myself. I also pride myself on being an excellent procrastinaotr. It's part of my charm. I'll have to ask my kids what they think I do well. Mine will probably involve laundry, just because I'm always doing it.

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  6. Nadir @ HodgepodgeJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    LOL!!!! Oh my! May your legacy live on once your girls are old enough to wash their own dishes. If you're ever in need for some more grown-up girl time & a chance to relax your dishwashing hands let me know. :-)

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  7. SamanthaJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    That's so funny...at least she knows your dishes are clean :)

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    HaHaHa! I just spit out my coffee :)

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  9. MelissaJanuary 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    LOL! Thanks for sharing this story!

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  10. HollyJanuary 27, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    In about 8-10 years you can pass down the dishwand of power to your loyal subjects and have them take over the role of expert dishwasher. It will be a glorious day!

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  11. All Things CherishJanuary 27, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    That's too cute! You're more than welcome to come wash my dishes anytime!

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  12. Beth@The Stories of A to ZJanuary 27, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    LOL :). Out of the mouths of babes!

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  13. alanna roseJanuary 27, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    So cute!

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  14. Jane B.January 27, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Well, you may be a dishwasher but your are the most creative and talented dishwasher I know! lol, kids say the funniest stuff! Yes, I loved those bird prints from Walmart too! And just $22 bucks...ya can't beat that!

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  15. Lynda @ SportsMadGirlJanuary 27, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    That is too darn funny! Sounds like my friend's 5 yr old. The stuff she says sometimes it beyond hilarious.

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  16. XazminJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    My husband wishes I was an expert at that!

    Be proud!

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  17. BonBon Rose Girls KristinJanuary 27, 2010 at 11:34 PM

    Can you teach me oh expert? Cuz I'm pretty crappy at it. Ah ha ha

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  18. Southern Fried GalJanuary 27, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Fabulous!

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  19. Lemonade Makin' MamaJanuary 28, 2010 at 1:44 AM

    Well, ya gotta be good a something! LOL

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  20. Paula@SweetPeaJanuary 28, 2010 at 5:14 AM

    That is too funny!! It's great that you have a record of all of this cute stuff to share with the girls later on when they can laugh about it, too.

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  21. 2sistersJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    hey, at least she thought of something! That's cute!

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  22. Julia @ Hooked on HousesJanuary 28, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    That's hilarious. Makes me wonder what my kids would say I'm an expert at? I'm almost afraid to know. Ha.

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  23. Boagie (Janice)January 28, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    Funny, at least she appreciates you.

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  24. Richella ParhamJanuary 28, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    This would be so very funny. . . if it weren't true. Luckily, it's only part of the truth.

    That ain't the only thing mommy's an expert at, little girlfriend!

    I've been so disorganized the past couple of days that I almost missed this post. That settles it. I'm putting a "Serenity Now" link in my blogroll. That way if I'm at my blog, fretting, I can click on yours and be sure I keep up with everything!

    Hope you're having a great week. :)

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  25. Seizing My DayJanuary 28, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    So funny! I love what Holly said... you can proudly hand the wand down in about 5 years or so! ;) My daughter used to only wear purple... kind of embarrassing actually... everyone knew Abby would only take purple things... or (cry) if she didn't get the purple one... she out grew it... not so purple anymore in our house! ;)
    Jenn~

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  26. Meredith from PenelopeLovesListsJanuary 28, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    So so funny! Honestly, I can think of much worse things for your gravestone. Expert dishwasher is juuuuust fine.

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  27. NepperessJanuary 29, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Love it. Too cute! You are also an expert Mommy :)

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